Presenting our Camden Fringe show...
About The play
Strap in, flop
Your Royal Rightness, X-formerly-known-as-Twitter, is Judging the SHOCK Murder Trial of BITTER and WASHED UP former 90s Singer Eliza Maroon. The Faded Star’s Biggest Fan Gary Hayley (Homosexual) Commits ATTEMPTED MURDER in Bid to Help Idol Reclaim Former Glory!
Get ready to feel the rush of Cancellation in real time as we EXPOSE Problematic STAN CULTURE, CELEBRITY WORSHIP, and GAY MEN’S MISOGYNY !!!!
Celeb sightings
More maroon
We know you're gagging to see the play so here are some extra treaties to occupy you until showtime xx
Character Mood boards
Get to know the characters with our themed Pintrest mood boards.
ELIZA maroon spotify playlist
Get into the right mindset with our Eliza Maroon playlist.
meet the cast
Who even are these flops? Keep an eye on our instagram for more on them soon...
Aaron Low's script makes absolutely no compromises. Low sticks to his guns, and effectively tells the audience to either catch up or drop out.
Peter Kessler
on punk
Apropos of Something
ie. Previous Plays

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